With almost two thousand years of judging who was naughty and who was nice, Santa has the experience and the will power to keep crime levels low throughout the globe. Unlike with previous Santas, this Santa has increased oversight and decreased the amount of criminals who have slipped through the cracks and made it onto the nice list.

Working with law enforcement throughout the world, Santa will continue to work hard to punish criminals and prevent crime before it starts. Santa knows exactly what criminals deserve:
a cold jail cell and a stocking full of coal.

Santa is a friend of the environment, having reduced emissions at his North Pole toy workshop by over 50% in the last two years! This has helped to increase the population of the endangered flying reindeer species that helps Santa deliver toys to children all over the world.

Santa understands that in order to maintain the wonderfulness of a white Christmas, we must all take a part to save the environment. That is why Santa has taken the lead on his own, before governmental mandate, and proven to be a role model on conserving the environment!

Creating and delivering toys for millions and millions of children isn't easy, and it wouldn't be possible without the strict fiscal discpline that Santa infuses into every part of the Christmas process.

By streamlining the toy production process and instituting an unprecendented third check of "the list", Santa has been able to save North Pole taxpayers millions of dollars that can now be wisely spent on toys!

Santa will continue to bring smoother relations between management and the elves union to ensure that Christmas is saved, and that there are millions of smiling children every year!